Life Goes On.

~ Sunday, May 6 ~
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If you don’t reblog this you go to Tumblr hell.

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~ Saturday, March 24 ~
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Replacements for ‘Cool Story, Bro’

  • Fascinating discourse, chum
  • Riveting fable, comrade
  • Intriguing anecdote, brethren
  • Perpetuating argument, colleague
  • Sweet saga, yo
  • Waste of time, jerk
  • Spellbinding reiteration there, my chummy
  • Phantasmagorical novelization, oh great one
  • Interesting intellect, imbecile
  • Trepidating bore, fetus
  • Ballin’ gossip, dawg

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invanity-wetrust:

iwannastayupallnightwith-1d:

cameforagoodtimee:

wowfunniestposts:

JUST PRESS PLAY.

Anybody who grew up in the 90’s and doesn’t know this song is a deprived child.

This song will haunt me even when i’m dead.


started dancing in my seat.

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FOREVER REBLOG <3

FOREVER REBLOG

 HOOOOOLY SHIIIIT, THIS WAS MY FAVORITE SONG WHEN I WAS LIKE 3. AKJHDKSJAGDHKSJAGHDSALKG

 THE MEMORIES

I SO REMEMBER THIS

THE FUCKIN MEMORIES

 

 

FOREVER REBLOG



the notes. the gifs. i love tumblr. 

THE. GIFS. 

Oh the song <3 memoriieeeeeeees :)))


I love this!

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~ Sunday, March 18 ~
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~ Wednesday, March 14 ~
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twatcat:

kacockshii:

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algrenion:

c-wells:

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ozolopolis:

keiashurst:

rebeccacablah:

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livingonrice:

something my friends would do xD

CFVYGUOI

i cant breathe jaskldf fuck

THOSE AUSSIES

FIRST TIME I HAVE CRACKED UP LAUGHING.

MY TEARS ARE REAL

omg

glorious

OH MY GOD

crying omg so majestic

Oh my god

Omfg

holy shit hahaha

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~ Monday, March 12 ~
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~ Friday, March 9 ~
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The Defibrillator Toaster
My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”
“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”
He’s bread, Jim.
Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M
If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 
JESUS CRUST.
JAM IT!
“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

The Defibrillator Toaster

My mom would be so annoyed… every morning I would run into the kitchen screaming “WE’RE LOSING THEM!!! BEEP BEEP BEEPBEEPBEEP!”

“DON’T YOU DIE ON ME, DAMNIT!!!  NURSE, WE NEED 12 CC’S OF CREAM CHEESE, STAT!!!”

He’s bread, Jim.

Time of deliciousness: 7:15 A.M

If we don’t restart his heart , he’s toast! 

JESUS CRUST.

JAM IT!

“Daddy’s in a butter place now, kids.”

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i-like-pigeons:

thats so awesome :O

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